Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Colonel Muammar al-Gaddafi Does NY

Well, we could of used the shoe-throwing Iraqi journalist at the United Nations today.  The Libyan president, Muammar Gaddafi, spoke for an hour and a half apparently. How can it be that such a crazy man has been in power so long.  Poor Libya, poor Libyans! 

I heard on BBC World News this morning from a report given by a Libyan Professor from the University of Texas that Gaddafi doesn't care about the content of his speeches (big surprise), but rather that he causes a "sensation."  When he travels he is said to bring his bedouin tent to "sleep in," fully equipped with electricity and satellite TV.  This time he set it up on property owned by Donald Trump, unbeknownst to Trump.  Ah it only gets better!

Gaddafi had lots of criticism of the U.N., demanding investigations into all the wars since World War II.  He did compliment Obama, calling him "Our Son" and expressed the hope that Obama would be president for life. Heck, why not Muammar, you are, right? He shared his belief that the Swine Flu was a conspiracy, concocted from some government lab (I'm not sure I got this part right or which government lab), and, I do have this right, that the Israeli's are behind John F. Kennedy's assassination. Mother of Sweet Jallalabad.  

NY is home to  the United Nations, so as a country I guess we couldn't possibly arrest the man and charge him for the crimes against humanity he has committed over the years, but there is no reason he couldn't be checked into Bellevue Mental Hospital for an extended stay is there? He could even bring his tent.

2 comments:

  1. You should go throw the shoe. SIze 10

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  2. He's such a goof ball, how could any one take him seriously. He makes Idi Amin look sane (sort of).

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